thankyouforthedildos:

hungarian:

do squirrels think about stuff

no because they’re so darn stupid

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falconbrunch:

teasing the boys in the club like

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bestfunny:

nekons:

i have said a lot of embarrassing things in my life but suddenly a weight has been lifted off of my shoulders after reading these few sentences

 

bestfunny:

nekons:

i have said a lot of embarrassing things in my life but suddenly a weight has been lifted off of my shoulders after reading these few sentences

 

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squidwardofficial:

waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like

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lohvleelunatic:

phibbnewton:

scoot scoot scoot

Look at this cute little fucker go

lohvleelunatic:

phibbnewton:

scoot scoot scoot

Look at this cute little fucker go

(Source: frankie40hands)

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lindsaylohoean:

me when i get a better grade than the best student in my class

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proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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julianocasabranca:

FUN STORY: my grandma lives in a city that was currently taken over by drug dealers and gangs and it’s now divided in two and my grandma is the oNLY CITIZEN IN THE WHOLE CITY who can go walking freely through both sides of the town because she used to do community work and feed the poor kids and those gang members were all fed by her so they let her come and go as she wants SO WHAT WE LEARN TODAY IS TO BE FUCKING NICE TO KIDS BC U MIGHT BE DEALING W FUTURE GANG MEMBERS

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shslequius:

"homework" *tired zombie noises*

"studying" *sad zombie noises*

"responsibilities" *disgusted zombie noises*

"internet" *happy zombie noises*

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